Hatchetfield - Chibi Pokey Mini Plush

I was just chilling at the beach and some tourist came singing about some Lah Dee Dah Dah Day or some shit. What the fuck is a Lah Dee Dah dah Day anyway??? He's this guy with a moustache and I think he's flirting with me help. He also kept asking me about the "Latte Hottey" whoever that is. SEND HELP EVERYONE ELSE IS STARTING TO SING TOO WHAT IS GOING ON--

Your apotheosis will be upon you at any moment!

Good quality :)

This might sound crazy, but I’m totally serious. Everyone’s singing, and super well too, like they never could before. It’s like they’ve all been turned into a musical! There’s this blue slime in everyone’s coffee!!! I’ve been trying to hide out in this kooky professor’s bunker, but I have no idea where he’s gone. Come to think of it…I haven’t checked on Charlotte and Sam in a bit too. I should do that…before I go, if you’re reading this, and not, you know, singing it, like those fucking monsters, save yourself, get to a secure place, before it’s too late!! If you’re reading this outside of Hatchetfield, SEND HELP. It can be a plane, a car, a helicopter…anything will help.

He better come quick