Black Friday - Tickle-Me Wiggly Plush Doll

Well the commercial was terrifying however it is cute and sounds oddly familiar. I thought I would buy it and see what the fuss is about. Turns out it is out of stock so I'm like "Okay.... Okay... Okay". Please restock

As an avid collector of any and all types of toys and or dolls, I physically reacted when I heard of this Wiggly doll. I went into a state of shock when I learnt there were only 850 Wiggly dolls. Like a reasonable and sane person, I was the first one waiting at the door and instantly put in my order of all 850 dolls. Of course BECKY BARNES complained and the store owner STUPIDLY limited it to an inadequate number of dolls per person. Of course this just didn't suffice, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT MY BATHTIME WIGGLY???? THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OUTRAGEOUS!!!! I NEED HIM. MY BOYFRIEND. GIVE HIM TO ME!!!! GET THE GIRL WITH THE BACKPACK!! WE NEED OUR GOD WIGGLY RETURNED TO US (us being me of course)

HES ALL I NEED AND ALL I CAME FOR. HES SOMETHING THAT I CANT RESIST. A PRINCIPLE I PLAN TO DIE FOR. THAT TOY IS THE LAST THING ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST RESTOCK HIMMMM

Amazing quality, and quite handsome! He loves tickles. I'd buy the whole stock if SOME PEOPLE would make more! We need more people like me- I mean Wiggly.

WAUGH I NEED ONE PLEASE RESTOCK I WILL CRY OR KILL ONE OF THE OWNERS OF MY SON. I ADOPTED HIM AFTER SEEING HIM IN NERDY PRUDES, I WATCHED BLACK FRIDAY AND NOW I HAVE ADOPTED HIM. WHERE IS MY SON? GIVE ME MY BackK