Hatchetfield - Chibi Pokey Mini Plush

I’m giving this to my college admissions officer who’s also named Paul Matthews as a joke! Awaiting it to come back in stock so I can enact my plan lol.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HATCHETFIELD?! I'VE BEEN PLANNING FOR THIS DAY FOR AS LONG AS I COULD REMEMBER, AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS INSANE!! WELL WHO LASTED LONGER, HUH? ME OR YOU WEAKLINGS?? WHILE YOU'RE ALL SINGING AND DANCING AS ONE BIG HIVE I'LL BE GETTING MY BOOZE ON AND COMPOSING MY WORLD CLASS MUSICAL- WORKING BOYS!! A NEW MUSICAL. MOVE OVER HAMILTON, YOUR NEW COMPETITION'S IN TOWN!!! GOTTA RESPECT HIM THOUGH... HE GOT THE PEOPLES RESPECT... MAYBE HE ISN'T ALL THAT BAD... SHOULD I ANSWER THE DOOR?

I was just chilling at the beach and some tourist came singing about some Lah Dee Dah Dah Day or some shit. What the fuck is a Lah Dee Dah dah Day anyway??? He's this guy with a moustache and I think he's flirting with me help. He also kept asking me about the "Latte Hottey" whoever that is. SEND HELP EVERYONE ELSE IS STARTING TO SING TOO WHAT IS GOING ON--

Your apotheosis will be upon you at any moment!

Good quality :)