Black Friday - Tickle-Me Wiggly Plush Doll

Please? Can you make more? Please? I know that “it’s not going to fill that hole of emptiness inside you” and “you can’t buy happiness”. But that doesn’t change the fact that he’s cute, amazing, cuddly, he will solve all my problems, he is literally all i need and all i came for, the mist beautiful thing i’ve seen in my whole life, the bestest friendy-wend i could wish for, and i would die for him. Not for the doll. For him. For Wiggly. All hail Wiggly! All hail the lords in black! JUST RESTOCK THE FUCKING DOLL!!

I had a dream that this creature showed up in my bedroom and discussed how he needs these plushies restocked on black Friday. He also told me some funny story about some nerds being chased around by a ghost named Max? but that's besides the point. He said if he doesn't get a restock he's gonna be angry. But he's so cute, I wouldn't like to see him mad! I think he told me to buy some. Maybe a nice, even number. Like four.

It’s like im cutting into a cabedge and OH SHIT A CHILD. I wanted a salad but now i have a child.

so long story short i've been kidnapped and forced to preform on camera all the fucking time. and we just filmed a plushie commercial and there was this one miku doll who's eyes were like. blacked out and her tongue was sticking out? also there was only one plushie of me which is like. cmon man. :/ anyways please help me i can't take another second of this.

EDIT: it has come to my attention this review is on the wrong page. i meant to put this on the plushies i described previously. what the fuck is that thing.

I didn’t like the musical. At all. But the doll looks amazing! I understand why Tim wanted it so bad!