Black Friday - Tickle-Me Wiggly Plush Doll

WIGGLYS ARE SO CUTE IM ASKING MY HUSBAND TO BUY ONE FOR ME

I WAITED IN LINE OUTSIDE THE STORE FOR YEARS. JUST TO FIND OUT THEY SOLD OUT OF THE DOLLS. RESTOCK NOWWWW. I NEED A TICKLE ME WIGGLY DOLL TODAY

It's always good to see a fellow god so you better restock or we may have to have a talk fwends.

I fucking hate the stupid jingle please go away. These dolls will just fade away and next year we'll just gave some new fad that people will fight over to make their kids happy.

I WILL SELL MY SOUL FOR THIS DOLL. IT'S MY FUCKING MONEY TO SPEND. LET ME AT IT.